nokiabae:

I’ll name my daughter Rhoa and on her 18th birthday I’ll tell her that her name stands for Real Housewives of Atlanta

isakthesnake:

when ur drunk in a club bathroom having a heart to heart with a girl you’ve never met before

vampireapologist:

do u ever see stuff customized for little kids and get blown away by how small……children are like…….those little little tiny chairs in preschools…..so small……they sit in those and do their work…….what does someone so small have going on…I know it’s important and they’re working hard…..I love them & I love those little chairs

leaflicker:

I Died In 2010 and Was Replaced By Someone With Absolutely No Motivation and Complete Emotional Unavailability, a conspiracy thread

mikkeneko:

ouyangdan:

sexbanglish:

sexbanglish:

so here’s a quick story

to help with decision making when going on a date, my bf and i created a list of 20 restaurants we like. 1 being ihop (as a joke, neither of us actually like ihop), 20 being our favorite steakhouse, with the rest in no particular order. we roll a d20 and go to the corresponding place

after i wrote the list down, he goes “roll it, let’s go to dinner tomorrow night!” i got excited, he got a die out, and i fucking CRIT FAILED and now we’re FORCED to go to ihop tomorrow because both of us are too stubborn to back out omg

im currently on the phone with him and im saying “what time you wanna go” and he’s all “to ihop? what time are we going to ihop?” omg he just keeps saying ihop to emphasize how dumb we are

okay but this is the cutest and most real shit i’ve ever seen.

The rolls are meaningless if critical failures don’t come with consequences.

lizardsister:

alex-panini43:

swarnpert:

british ppl be like……today is chewsday

American ppl be like…….is a school a shooting range

are you so detached from basic human decency that u really think responding to “haha u say words Funny” with “haha you face a horrific epidemic of violence that continuously goes unsolved as innocent people continue dying” is Reasonable please get help

scottandhiskind:

midclown120boos:

midclown120boos:

‪Had an out of body experience today when my late 30s coworker asked me if I’ve ever heard of this website his buddy just turned him onto, “Tumblr”‬

Keep in mind This is the same legend who I was talking about in both of these posts

He belongs here

heartachedreamboy:

heartachedreamboy:

three older motorcyclists pulled up behind my car when i was at a stoplight and they were just. investigating. so shocked and confused. grappling with the punchline, struggling, grasping for some semblance of understanding, only to find none. i love gen z humor dumbfounding old men.

i never mentioned that this is my bumper sticker

itsmygoddamnboat:

wormspit:

wormspit:

a lot of reviews i’ve seen of rafiki have given it a 3/5 and critics are calling it a sweet, simple, almost bubblegum-ish movie…. but like that’s the whole point of it? it’s meant to be a drama at its core, but bursting with joy, music and love. 

we often take advantage in the west of the fact that we can portray the sexual, political and complicated aspects of lgbt life without it being censored, but in a country with militant homophobia and anti-gay laws, a portrayal of a lesbian romance in the modern day between two teenagers as sweet, and innocent is an incredibly brave stance to take. 

rafiki is not as complex or heartbreaking or visceral as brokeback mountain, but it’s a powerful statement in and of itself to make a movie about lesbians that’s actually happy in tone for once. it’s something that larger studios here are still too scared to make lmao 

you’re right and you should say it

Um also, two BLACK lesbians/sapphic women in a nice bubbly romance is practically unheard of in film, let’s not ignore the intersectionality here.

I got catcalled today

prismatic-bell:

followthebluebell:

followthebluebell:

So I get home, right?  My phone goes off and the caller id shows it’s my manager.  I’m not… entirely happy about this (see: “I literally just got home”).  I answer anyway, and there’s some weird static?   I can’t get my manager to answer me and I start to worry.

I text her instead.

Her cat was fucking sitting on her phone and butt-dialed me.  The ‘static’ I heard was him purring.

the only kind of catcalling that’s acceptable, quite frankly.

My favorite thing about this post is how so many people were ready to fucking throw a punch at catcallers (of the despicable sort). I’m proud of u all.

That is the most fabulous thing I have heard today.